'Sex, Cellulite & Large Farm Equipment' at Where Eagles Dare Theatre


River Huston

Sex, Cellulite & Large Farm Equipment - one girl's guide to living & dying, a comedy show in which River Huston tells of her extrordinary life - will be presented as part of the Sixth Midtown International Theatre Festival.

Written by and starring River Huston and directed by Cheryl King, Sex, Cellulite & Large Farm Equipment will play at the Where Eagles Dare Theatre beginning the 24 Jul for three performances only.

In Sex, Cellulite & Large Farm Equipment Comedienne, author & self-proclaimed goddess & girl with a big mouth,' River Huston brings her brand of irreverent entertainment to touch upon all aspects of the human condition.

River Huston has been an aerobics instructor, a cabbie, an award-winning poet (Poet Laureate of Bucks County), a public speaker, a sex columnist, a pot farmer & a dominatrix, though not necessarily in that order. She has also been living with HIV for 20 years.

River Huston says of her show "If you think you had a bad day or a bad decade, come see me!"


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