Porn and Happiness at the Gene Frankel Theatre
Porn and Happiness, by David Holstein, at the Gene Frankel Theatre from 15 - 25 Mar 2007.
Porn and Happiness: Happy Valentines Day. It's February in New York City: Flowers are flying off the shelves, couples are riding horseback in Central Park, and Craig is sitting in his apartment watching porn and trying to open a can of soup. And that's all he really wants!
A research intern at the American Museum of Natural History and closet virgin, Craig thinks he has it all figured out. That is, until the girl-next-door starts dating a bag boy with 'hoof-like feet,' his mother decides he needs to give up shikzas to find a girl 'within the tribe,' and his gay roommate devises the ultimate plan to deflower him: convince the rest of Manhattan he's an adult film star named Manchester Shotgun.
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